I wish to click. I know the provided link contains very special information that I could utilize in my quest to become a published writer. I mean, come on, it's from hkledicj hkledicj!!
Okay. Yes. It's spam. I know this. It just boggles my mind that a spammer can't take 30 seconds to at least post a legitimate name to tempt me to fall for their clever ruse. Honestly, don't you guys take pride in your work? Show some initiative!
This is possibly a good time to mention that, if you do post a link and I don't know who you are, I'm not going to click on an unverified link, especially when you use nothing but sheer gibberish to try to lure me into your trap. Just saying.
But I treasure my first official piece of spam. I do. *hugs it*