I have this lovely feature here on Weebly on which I can track website stats. One feature is a section that reports what Google searches lead people to your website and elicit a click on your link.
Let me tell you. Some of these searches are bizarre. The regularity of the odd search parameters means only one thing. I must feature the most bizarro search on a weekly basic. I shall call it The Googles.
Without further ado, I bring to you, the first episode of The Googles. Our winning web search this week is: *drumroll*
"calories go to my ass"
Thank you, worrier of high-caloric asses, for visiting my website. I hope you come back to visit very soon.