Unless they're batting for the same team, then the boys think about penii, and the girls think about a girl's eyes, her purty hair, her shy smile, her personality, her sustainability as a successful bread-winning wife and what our babies with her would look like if it were genetically possible for two women to reproduce. And then, the vajayjays.
Really dirty-minded people think about things too weird to list. Want proof?
Dirty-minded people think about feet, maid costumes, leather, latex, handcuffs, wool, vacuums and diapers in ways most of the population probably couldn't even fathom.
One thing I can say for sure is that if you must hit Google to find out what people with dirty minds think, then you can probably rest assured that you're not one of the dirty birdies.
Unless you're just playing it coy. Then we could probably assume that your Google search was meant to throw the rest of us off, when in reality, you have the sickest mind on the face of the planet. You can't fool us with your clever ruse, sir or madam. We know now that you've thought about clothespins in ways that had nothing to do with laundry.
The real question, though, is how did that Google search lead to my blog? I mean, I'm no saint, but it's not like The Dirt is the go-to place for all things dirty. I tend to leave the smut-wrangling to others who give it credence I couldn't muster even if I tried. I don't care about smut. Nine times out of ten, the very thought of smut bores me to tears.
*gasp* Wait a second. Does the fact that I've ever thought about smut mean I have a dirty mind? Holy crap, Google Searcher is psychic and must have picked up on lingering trace-smut residue!!!!
*runs away to wash brain with bleach*