I have learned a few things though, in reading Twitter, which I do when I’m sitting here, brain frozen as I try to dredge up one interesting tweet that will never come because most of my days consist of ‘Clock in. Rearrange things. Clean things people mess up. Go to lunch. Come back. Do it again.’ I have learned, my friends, how not to sell books. I may even be an offender on some of these points, so don’t crucify me. Just take these as educated observations.
Here are a few of the biggest offenders I come across: