"Oh my god. I need to vomit."
"Why won't my palms stop sweating???"
"I'm hungry. I can't eat. I'll puke."
"A fourth cigarette in less than an hour makes sense."
"God, that cigarette makes me want to puke."
"Crap. One hour to go. Where's my voice???? I need Mucinex."
"I think my elbow is sweating now."
"Too hungry. Must eat."
"Why the crap did I eat BBQ right before a live interview? I'm going to burp. On air. I just know it."
"Five minutes. I wonder if I can pay someone down at that picnic by the pool to pretend to be me."
*sweats profusely and picks up telephone*
Yeah, that about covers it. I was scared to death. But somehow I kept it together. Mostly. John is a fantastic host, and asked terrific questions. Soooo, I think, if you haven't already, you should listen to this. Right now. Seriously. Do it.